Chairman Randy Almond & Marcy McConnell toast a great week-end with friends in a rustic environment.  "Say, Tommy . . . when does maid service stop by in the morning?  My room's a wreck!"

Displaying true regal grace, PTAH 2000 Queen Pam Pittman discretely slips away to the stairs to read up on Tom & Nichole's breakup in the National Inquirer.

"The Karaoke Man Cometh" . . . . but has technical difficulties, so PTAH puts their best people on it (Chairman Randy Almond, TJ Searcy, & Mickey Pittman)

A Big Hand For the Little Lady . . . . "Cool Hand Beth" shows no mercy in the evening's card games:  cleaning out the suckers repeatedly before they finally caught on. Clockwise from top left:  Pam Pittman on stairs, Marcy McConnell, Beth Almond, Michael McConnell (wisely) standing, Tombo Pollard & Phyllis Pollard from back

"Well, that does it for us . . . . how about we break for Dinner?", say hosts Tommy & Phyllis Pollard (with Beth Almond shown counting up her take in the background).  

So it's off in the rain to Boyett's where 7:00 pm reservations and catfish are waiting . . 

AFTER DINNER AT BOYETT'S:   Refusing her offer of making passionate love under the table, Tombo Pollard faces a possible freeze-out from Phyllis;

While the others (Pam & Mickey Pittman, Randy & Beth Almond) look on in stunned silence following an otherwise perfect meal . . . 

Meanwhile, as diplomatic as always, Marcy McConnell (shown above with husband Michael and Pam Pittman), silently wonders . . . 

"Exactly what IS that greasy black spot on Jim Searcy's shirt?" . . . . Oh, well - -  maybe we're better off not knowing. (Jim & TJ Searcy)

BACK AT THE CABIN . . . . After long hours of "sitting on the dock of the bay", Vice Chairman & Fisherman, Michael McConnell, proudly shows off his catch of the day.

Now things REALLY start to get goofy . . . . Phyllis Pollard & Jim Searcy practice up for the "pass the life-saver on the tongue" event at Carnival Games. 

. . . While, apparently driven over the edge by the cabin's green walls, Marcy McConnell starts to "get frisky" with the mounted deer.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the room (proving three heads ARE better than one), PTAH's team of technical wizards get the Karaoke machine up and running . . . . 

. . . . and miraculously turn into "Sonny & Cher & Dick" (Chairman Randy Almond, Mickey Pittman, & TJ Searcy)

"I Got the Music in Me . . . "  Displaying previously unrevealed talents, PTAH's merry band of Karaokiers:  Chairman Randy Almond, Beth Almond, Phyllis Pollard, & TJ Searcy kept the music playing till 2:30 am (much to the frustration of those who actually tried to sleep)

But it ain't over till it's over . . . . so Mickey "LD" Pittman starts up again the next morning at 7:30 am.  Mickey's shown above (minus nasty head-wounds) prior to an unpleasant incident involving him with Marcy McConnell & a frying pan